Scotch for Breakfast, Whiskey for Dinner
Hi, I'm Heather. Nerdfighter, 22, recent college graduate scrabbling madly for a job. Blogger, amateur writer, avid fangirl of far too many things, lover of books, and chinchilla enthusiast.
I nerd out about things that I like here.
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so i just finished act 5!
part… 1?
and i just
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Bro.
Bro.
We just broke up, remember?
Literally thirty seconds ago.
Dude what the fuck are you doing?
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and then he casually asks you to move in with him.
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- Me: -bounds downstairs to tell Mom something- Hey, mom-
- Mom: YOU DON'T HAVE TO GREET ME EVERY TIME YOU SEE ME JESUS CHRIST I JUST SAW YOU FIVE MINUTES AGO WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THAT IT DRIVES ME NUTS I JUST CAN'T BLAH BLAH BLAH
- Me:
- Me: -throws hands up in the air, goes back upstairs-
- Mom: YOU DON'T HAVE TO THROW A HISSY FIT JUST DON'T FREAKING SAY HI EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU SEE ME I WAS JUST IN THE OTHER ROOM WE JUST SAW EACH OTHER
- Me:
- Me: -goes in bathroom-
- Mom: -follows- WHAT IS IT WHAT DO YOU WANT WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TELL ME
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: Nothing at all
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- Me: -writhing around awkwardly trying to put lotion on my back-
- Boy: What the HELL are you doing
- Me: Trying to put lotion on my back
- Boy: Oh
- Me: Come here and help me
- Boy: I can't
- Me: Ask for leave and come here. Tell them it's because you have to put lotion on someone, and when they ask why, say it's because she has boobs
- Boy: ...that would probably be a good enough reason for the Air Force
- Me: Then come here and help me
- Boy: ... -long pause- I would love to, but I can't.
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I am a bad American.
I do not want to sit down and watch an hour and eleven minutes of this and annotate my thoughts.
I want to go to the bar and drink a lot.
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Audio post reblogged from This is an adventure
“Rolling In The Deep” by Adele
Watch the original video.
i cannot really properly describe the delight their voices bring me. it makes my mouth taste like the after taste of really crisp water. kind of a silver sound. it’s making me really aware of the underneath side of my tongue like when you chew on a penny.
it’s really amazing. wow.
I could not have described it better.
Just reblogging to note that, yes, while this is incredibly beautiful, it isn’t Fleet Foxes. It’s just a guy covering songs in their style.
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Photoset reblogged from who's seen jezebel?
This movie.
OH MY GOD, they made us watch this in the high school auditorium and the entire room was one giant sobfest why did they do that to us
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WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT AT THE END THERE
