Scotch for Breakfast, Whiskey for Dinner

Hi, I'm Heather. Nerdfighter, 22, recent college graduate scrabbling madly for a job. Blogger, amateur writer, avid fangirl of far too many things, lover of books, and chinchilla enthusiast.

I nerd out about things that I like here.

Posted 11 months ago
i love it when ana starts referring to her “inner goddess”, which, quite frankly, seems like an entirely separate entity than herself, because i like to picture a tiny athena decked out in her war garb, spear in hand, jumping up and down on ana’s brain screaming “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, YOU WRETCHED FOOL?!” and it makes me feel much better about this book as a whole
- 50 shades of grey
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Posted 11 months ago
I eye Christian’s toothbrush. It would be like having him in my mouth. Hmm… Glancing guiltily over my shoulder at the door, I feel the bristles on the toothbrush. They are damp. He must have used it already. Grabbing it quickly, I squirt toothpaste on it and brush my teeth in double quick time. I feel so naughty. It’s such a thrill.

Fifty Shades of Grey

also known as Fifty Kinds of SQUICKY EWW
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Posted 11 months ago
Does he white-slave small children to some God-forsaken part of the planet?

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, EVERYONE

CLEARLY THE MOST ROMANTIC BOOK
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Posted 11 months ago
Because I’m not going to touch you Anastasia - not until I have your written consent to do so.” His lips hint at a smile.

Fifty Shades of Grey

YES. NEXT TIME I SEE THE BOY, I’LL KINDLY ASK FOR HIS WRITTEN CONSENT BEFORE WE GET BUSY.
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Posted 11 months ago
My stomach heaves, and I double over, my body no longer able to tolerate the alcohol, and I vomit spectacularly on to the ground.
“Ugh – Dios mio, Ana!” José jumps back in disgust. Grey grabs my hair and pulls it out of the firing line and gently leads me over to a raised flowerbed on the edge of the parking lot.

Fifty Shades of Grey

Wait. But. Is she still doubled over? I have this mental image of him dragging her to some flowerbeds by her hair omg
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Posted 11 months ago
i love how this guy is smiling creepily at her and buying CABLE TIES, TAPE, AND ROPE and she’s somehow not concerned

also i would just like to take a moment and point out that masking tape is pretty poor for taping someone’s mouth shut are you kidding me
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- 50 shades of grey
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Posted 11 months ago
reading fifty shades of grey and crying quietly in horror because this is an actual book
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Scotch for Breakfast, Whiskey for Dinner

Hi, I'm Heather. Nerdfighter, 22, recent college graduate scrabbling madly for a job. Blogger, amateur writer, avid fangirl of far too many things, lover of books, and chinchilla enthusiast. I nerd out about things that I like here.

Hi, I'm Heather. Nerdfighter, 22, recent college graduate scrabbling madly for a job. Blogger, amateur writer, avid fangirl of far too many things, lover of books, and chinchilla enthusiast.

I nerd out about things that I like here.