Scotch for Breakfast, Whiskey for Dinner

Hi, I'm Heather. Nerdfighter, 22, recent college graduate scrabbling madly for a job. Blogger, amateur writer, avid fangirl of far too many things, lover of books, and chinchilla enthusiast.

I nerd out about things that I like here.

Posted 1 year ago
- Mom: -awkwardly adjusting pants-
- Me: Mom, are you having some trouble with your pa-
- Mom: PANTS ON THE GROUND
- Me:
- Mom: PANTS ON THE GROUND
- Mom: LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITCHO PANTS ON THE GROUND
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: -flies into the sun-
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